velvet

velvet

"i'm velvet"
"have you heard of velvet they're really cool"

by foomfs September 17, 2020

Velvet Punch

A term used to describe a betrayal by someone or something considered to be virtuous and then is shown to be the opposite. It leads to a feeling of great unease by a soft movement, like a punch from a velvet boxing glove

“I was watching this comedy and all of a sudden it became serious. It was a real velvet punch”

by Hugh Wards May 17, 2020

Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.

Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.

by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012

Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach

Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!

by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022

Guy velvet

Is an expression for suave , sexually appealing and simply being the best in entertainment

Ooh that Jack is such a "Guy Velvet " ,look at him smooth talking all those ladies , such finesse and panache

by Udayraj November 23, 2021

red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015

Velvet jacuzzi

The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.

Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.

by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016