Vellas

A collective noun used to describe a group of tinted folk, famous for general thieving and the selling of jazzed up Toyota's to the rich population of Surrey.

Where did you get that new whip from?
I got ripped off by a Vella, he stitched me right up, gave me a terrible finance deal. The thieving Vella! They are all the same. Bloody Vellas!

by Cymruydwi February 6, 2021

Villas On Lake Travis

A beautiful Luxurious apartment building on Lake Travis known for its Amber Trout. Stay away from these stinky fish. That slimey thing jumped in my boat and bit me, I had to seek medical attention. Do Not eat this fish, its mushy, sucretes greenish yellow fluid and you will get sick!

{Amber Trout} {Villas on Lake Travis}

by Phat Dick Nick December 15, 2016

Mrs. Velasquez

A Spanish teacher that makes no difference or impact on society.A mijit who feels the need to say every second of the day that her back is going to break.A sad excuse for a human being.

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
New Student:But I’m new I never learned any of this.
Mrs. Velasquez:WHY ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME IN MY CLASSROOM YOU WANT ME TO GO TO THE PRINCIPAL

Mrs. Velasquez:Ok everyone we learned this since fifth grade you should know what nadar is.
Student Since Kindergarten:But you never taught this once,I have never heard this word before.
Mrs. Velasquez:YOU WANT ME TO TELL THE PRINCIPAL ARE YOU TALKING BACK TO ME.I HAVE TAUGHT YOU THIS SINCE FIFTH GRADE.YOU KNOW WHAT POP QUIZ RIGHT NOW.
Student Since Kindergarten:...

by GreenLivezMatter December 5, 2018

Julien Velasquez

hot ass motherfucker. Mostly a mexican guy with a big dick and gives best head then any other guy. You need a julien in ur life.

Natalie: give me head
Julien : ok *gives head*
Natalie : *moans*
Natalie : this is the best head ever

Natalie : what’s your name again?
julien : julien Velasquez

by jaxielnumber1haterr August 22, 2022

USS Vella Gulf

(n): A cruiser like most other commands with its share of incompetent workers, corrupt leadership, and lazy, hypocritical E-5 & aboves. Implemented the 4-day work week that appeases only half the crew, and is famous for having supported counter-piracy operations in the Somalian coast. It has a rich history of not-so-stellar commanding officers, the 2 most recent ones being an irascible totalitarian and an egoist who thinks he's stellar.

A faulty CRP Propeller System has caused it numerous delays, and is consequently the chief source of income for BAE ship repair yard.

Although its demographics enjoy a fair share of diversity, every crew member is a closet-racist. There is a scarce number of Asian-Americans and is the one group who are most likely to be discriminated against.

Fraternization is commonplace, and is a direct cause for a growing average number of pregnancies per year.

3rd Class: "Where you gonna be stationed at bro?"
Sailor: "The USS Vella Gulf!"

"Ha! I just got off that shithole. Fuck that place!"
"Well I'm pretty sure it won't be that bad..."

(2 years later): "Man, fuck this place..."

by 0ri3nt@lDCLXVI May 22, 2010

Vella

A truly super cool person, beautiful, rad, and all around nice, tries to be the best version of herself every day, if at first she doesn't succeed, she tries, tries again.

"Did you see Vella this morning?"
"Yeah, isn't she just the best kind is sunshine?"

by radren August 14, 2017

andrew velasquez

The hot lead vocalist of Crown The Empire
(2010-present)

Did you hear andrew velasquez's heavenly voice when he sang "Machines"

by ronnieradke March 2, 2015