velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.

My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.

by JD&Asso December 15, 2015

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velcro sack

When a man has balls that constantly stick to their thighs and have to be ripped off like Velcro or a sticker.

I kept getting Velcro sack during my lecture, I swear it made a noise when I hat to pull it off.

by Memely_dayz December 05, 2021

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When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 29, 2024

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When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.

When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro

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When two men embrace each other and rub their manly beards together in some fashion.

Haven't seen you in a long time dude! Come give me some beard velcro!

by denvergeekery June 24, 2014

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When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 22, 2019

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by meowxoxooxoxooxoxo January 03, 2025

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