The name given to a random person who's name you do not know that somehow gets caught in your conversation and/or argument with another person you know.
From the Seinfeld episode "The Butter Shave" where an innocent passanger seated next to Elaine and Putty on their plane ride back to New York is refered to as 'vegetable lasagna'.
Putty: Oh, tell me about it! I don't know why I ever took you back.
Elaine: Oh please, I took you back! You know it, I know it, vegetable lasagna here knows it!
Vegetable Lasagna: Please, please! I don't want to get involved!
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.