vanus

when you tear, explode, penetrate, stretch or knife the vagina or anus into one orafice so the victim poops and pees out of the same hole, like a bird.

Man, I tore up Nicks mom so bad last night I gave her a vanus. When she orgasmed, she pooped and peed on me like my pet goose.

by nick boo bick December 30, 2007

vanus

the female variation of banus. the space between the vagina and anus.

"not only was her pussy shaved so was her vanus."

by LilB November 11, 2004

vanus

The area between the vagina and asshole. Female version of banus.

I almost went down on her until I caught a whiff of her vanus sweat.

by Iz Markie May 20, 2003

vanus

Should the skin area between a females vangina & anus be removed she would be left the one orafice known as a vanus.

"Oh Dear, my smelly-bridge has collapsed and now I have only a vanus down there!"

by A. Henderson October 3, 2007

Vanus

The space between your vagina and anus (vagina and anus= vanus).

John licked me right in the middle of my vagina and anus, the vanus.

by PillyPinqu March 28, 2017

Vanus

A dirty way to tell someone you want them to rail you and up to one other person.

Hey baby.....you wanna vanus?

by Mellie Hesto February 27, 2022

Vanishing Pussy Syndrome

It’s when a woman ghosts you after first time sex. This is appreciated amongst most men statistically

Kabir: Did you get lucky with Jessica?
Imran: Yes. I’m also lucky that she pulled a vanishing pussy syndrome. I messaged her & nothing
Arjun: Sweet. I always have to do the george costanza break up routine. Yuk!

by rtalati January 25, 2022