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Banquished 

Extreme and irreversible displacement from your home or workplace. Banished + Vanquished = Banquished
Stay away from Jeff's desk. If he finds anything is missing you're likely to find yourself banquished to some third world country.
Banquished by Brett Bowen April 10, 2008
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Vanquish of Cho'Gall 

World of Warcraft guild.
A raiding guild on the Cho'Gall server.

A group of self-loathing, elitist, misogynist asshats.

Are infamous for a distinct and utterly pathetic "no girls" policy.
Believe women (or "girls" to them) are icky and, produce drama to such a degree that barring them from their premiere boys club guild will stymie the drama that pockmarks 99.9% of all guilds, in all games everywhere.

As anyone can predict by such a policy, members are cowardly, arrogant, dimwitted and very angry. Responses on the boards are usually unguilded alts screaming one or two lines of trolling drivel.

The sad thing is, such a policy is a blindingly obvious sign, that members are lonely, easily excited, virginal nerds who are so pathetically weak of will and inexperienced with women, that they can't even keep their shit straight when in the same Ventrillo server as a female player, who would never fuck them anyway.

Any problems with drama can be solved by recruiting adults.

But the whole Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Army of Azeroth mentality works too I guess.

WoW players are already stigmatized as losers. These clowns are keeping that misconception alive.
Vagina crits Vanquish of Cho'Gall for 10 damage (99999 overkill)
to get rid of, or destroy someone or something forever
The challengers must try and vanquish their opponent to win the match.
vanquish by akain December 6, 2007

"vanished like a fart in the wind" 

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.
When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

vanished 

disappear suddenly and completely.
Mary: Hey John, did you see my mom?????
John: Nope.
Mary : I think my mom vanished in the air!
vanished by Silliam March 6, 2016
The sexiest car that is around period. It is of the Aston Martin variety, costing around 200,000 dollars.
Good heavens! Is that an Aston Martin Vanquish driving behind me? ::heart attack::
vanquish by shepherd of pervs February 3, 2004

disa-fukin-vanished  

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.
The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.
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