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Vanilla Twizzler 

A fetish masturbation technique in which a male lays back on his shoulder blades with his lower body raised to position his erect penis directly above his face, and attempts to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a guy at work doing a Vanilla Twizzler in the break room.
Vanilla Twizzler by Steve Clayton October 8, 2015
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Vanilla Twizzler 

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizzler in the break room.
Vanilla Twizzler by Steve Clayton October 19, 2015

Vanilla Twizler 

A fetish masturbation technique, in which a male lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis positioned directly above his face, in order to attempt to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizler in the break room.
Vanilla Twizler by Steve Clayton October 26, 2015
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