VAN DAMN

The ultimate expression of disbelief, disappointment or surprise.

- Lil' Ol' Weezy got shot again? Van Daaaaamn...

- I just lost my jay'O Bee (job). Van DAMN!

- "VAN DAMN" that chick's got a Jake body!

*Term made popular by Snoop Bloggy Blog

VAN DAMN by Snoop Bloggy Blog March 3, 2008

jean claude van damn

Expression of disbelief or approval, depending upon the circumstance. Used in place of "damn," but for humorous or witty effect, as it plays upon the actor's famous name.

One can further elaborate with "Jean Claude van DAAYAM!"

Guy 1: I just won a hundred bucks from the lottery!

Guy 2, who is a bit clever: Jean Claude van DAMN!

jean claude van damn by el materdor December 24, 2008

Jean-Claude Van Damn 

Interjection
Something becomes Jean-Claude Van Damn-like when it is both kick-ass and extremely outdated.

Eduardo: Remember Last Action Hero and Over The Top? Jean-Claude Van Damn!

Jean-Claude Van Damn by trueconnerite98 April 12, 2013

jon clod van damn 

while receiving head, wrap ur legs around her neck causing her to suficate and pass out, later waking up with a mouthful of semen

he wanted to give her a surprise for her birthday and needed time so he kkocked her out with a jon clod van damn

jon clod van damn by maxir colona June 12, 2009

Van Damned 

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

Van Damned by Terin of PO January 1, 2009

van-damntastic 

An excamation meant to convey sarcastic enthuasiam when when your buddies obviously exaggerate about any spectacular action they performed related to any martial art. A anti-tribute to the movie kickboxer of the same name.

Buddy: "So then I just did a flip kick and knocked out like 18 people...."
Response: "That's just van-damntastic, ass-wipe."

van-damntastic by Vicar September 24, 2005