vampire diarrhea

Also known as a woman's time of the month.

Jane:
Doctor, there's blood coming out of my special place.

Dr Acula:
I may be a vampire, but you don't see flys devouring diarrhea.

Jane:
Damn you, vampire diarrhea!

by Haltdieklappeundissdenkuchen September 11, 2009

Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024