Person 1: Whoa... look at that person!
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
Person 2: Looks like they haven't age in a day!
Person 3: Yeah its called the Vampire Syndrome.
(I.e. Keanu Reeves, Joel Heyman, etc.)
by Black Gangster Ghetto Blaster February 27, 2017
When a vampire is severely dehydrated and decides to enter a gas station bathroom to suck the blood off of a girl's vampire teabag (tampon).
"The vampires' desperation lead to his contraction of a yeast infection, maybe next time he'll think twice about sucking on tampons"
by ErosSlav6661 January 10, 2021
A new song made by My Chemical Romance
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
In this song it has a nice rock-in-roll feel its amazing, in the it makes fun of the recent vampire obsession called TWILIGHT one of the lyrics is " sparkle like bowie in the morning sun"
"Hey Bob have you heard of that new MCR song
"Vampire Monkey"?
BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
"Vampire Monkey"?
BOB: "Hell ya I was blasting that song in the car!"
by Chrisssssstttttiiiiinnnnneee December 22, 2010
I was sitting at a strip club and this girl came and sat by me and I realized it was a friend from high school but something was different. She was vampired! sucken in jaws, thirsty eyes, and she looked lifeless.
by k bunny March 19, 2023
When you find a person that is begging to be made fun of while driving, you roll down your window, call them out based upon their general appearance, and when they look at you, you yell as loud as you can BLAUGHHHHHHHH like a vampire.
by Timmy Doo Rags March 24, 2009
A toad vampire is a person who is likely to be swearing at girls using the phrase ''shut the fuck up'' considering himself a king and the king of games in which makes him the loser of all games and low self of steem mostly a man with a small doodle , smaller then all the other boys who have been inside of puchero and dumped a bag of dumb nuts off and left her selfless and recklessly in danger of people around her
Girl : Did you see that guy the other night trying to hit on that girl and got shut down cause she could tell he had something wrong with him , so the guy and his autistic friend decided to play games which was very out of fashion for Nike shoes at the time in his psychedelic form of retardation.
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
Other girl : yeah it was totally a act of toad vampire considering he thinks hes gonna charm her all she will catch is warts and dog named adrianiko .
by She can sing man skinny too September 27, 2019
by MrBubbleBukake March 3, 2015