Valley Commando 

Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.

The Friday night valley commandoes are on the razzle again.

Valley Commando by Maddog May 22, 2004

valley commando 

Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.

Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.

Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.

valley commando by prof.reg.fritter. October 20, 2007

valley commando 

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas

valley commando by Anonymous April 6, 2003

Valley Commando 

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.

Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate

Valley Commando by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019

valley comando 

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas.

valley comando by Anonymous April 6, 2003

valleys commando 

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

valleys commando by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013