A crinkly old slutty woman who appears to have trouble figuring out where her vagina is under all her wrinkles.

-Courtesy of Saray and Edgardo
"Pam Anderson and Madonna will soon be vagina ladies."
"That wrinkly old hag is a Vagina Lady."

by Der Führer September 1, 2007
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possibly the single most disturbing image on the web. The first picture that comes up when large vagina is searched.
yo ed you seen that picture large vagina lady?
yeah peter it was possibly the single most disturbing image on the web.
by tofer69 December 6, 2007
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pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
by willie989 January 19, 2010
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a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.
ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.
by mcshells February 19, 2009
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pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.
that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!
by willie989 January 19, 2010
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During your period when your vagina feels like it's sagging (eg. like an old lady) and hurts like it might fall off.
Boy: Hey you wanna hook up tonight?
Girl: I have Old Lady Vagina Syndrome (OLVS)
Boy: What?
Girl: If you come near my vagnia, I will decapitate you
Boy: Well that's a definate no then...
by tangent to your curves May 24, 2010
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