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VSCO shit 

A term used to describe anyone who supports a VSCO girl(or boy) nature, someone who thinks crocs are cool and owns a hydroflask(s).
Josh:"Tommy, quit with your VSCO shit!"

Tommy:"Hyrdroflasksksk."
VSCO shit by NoHomo123 November 8, 2019

Vsco Syndrome 

A deformality in the brain that affects the Cerebrum region. It stops all possibilities of critical thinking.
"Wow that girl keeps on saying and I pop she must have Vsco Syndrome
Vsco Syndrome by Jeremy7117 September 29, 2019

VSCO snakes 

VSCO snakes are an animal that haunt kind sweet mortals of the human world that more than likely go by the name of Quinn
AHH VSCO snakes are hunting me
VSCO snakes by HippieEt November 21, 2020

National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu 

Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu

VSCO Point System 

Block Letters +2pts
Globe +2pts
Scrunchies +2pts
Puka Shell Necklace +2pts
Friendship Bracelets +2pts (+1pt extra for attached to Hydro flask)
Succulents +2pts
Painted Rocks +2pts
Altoids +2pts
Chapsticks +2pts
Polaroid +3pts
Reusable Straw +3pts (+1pt extra for foldable metal one)
Painted Jeans +3pts
Scented Candles +3pts
Rainbow Tinted Sunglasses +3pts
Chalkboard +3pts
Bead Bracelets +3pts
Starbucks +3pts
Birkenstock’s +4pts
Crocs +4pts
Checkered Vans +4pts
IPhone +4pts
Phone Case with Stickers +4pts
Ukuleles +4pts

Hydro flask +4pts (+1pt extra for every sticker)
Messy Bed +4pts (+1pt for each throw pillow)
Messy Bun +4pts
Painted Cartoons +4pts
Record Player +5pts
Apple Watch +5pts
VSCO Account +10pts (+3pts if link is in Instagram Bio)
TikTok Account (with posts) +10pts

Oversized T-shirt so it looks like you’re not wearing pants +10pts
VSCO Boyfriend +20pts
My VSCO score is 150 points!
The VSCO point system is so accurate.
VSCO Point System by ToriandMax September 17, 2019

VSCO girls sksk 

VSCO gURLs have HyDrO fLaSkSkSkSk and other stuff
VSCO Girl- omg I just dropped my hydro flaskskskksksk and I oop and I oop sksksksksk

Girl 2- SHUT THE POOP UP OR ILL STICK UR HYDRO FLASK UP YOU HYDRO ASS

VSCO girls sksk say it is a personality but it is an app :)