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the politically correct spelling of "vegetables".
the least favorite food of Smudge the Cat
"he no like vegetals"
Vegetals by Samucob123 March 12, 2026
Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.
Vegetal by Tumbly December 16, 2016

vegetaliban

intolerant militant vegetarian, almost always vegan, who thinks that anyone who doesn't share their beliefs is "immoral" and "needs to be stopped."
That vegetaliban called me a murderer and rapist because she saw me drinking a milkshake.
vegetaliban by Chazz B September 9, 2010

vegetalia 

A deformation of a vegetable which causes a tiny bump to jut out of it. When one looks over a squash, cucumber, carrot, or other vegetable they find a random nubbin jutting out of it like genetalia.
that squash has a nasty little bit of vegetalia sticking out of it that reminded me of that creepy little man that was sticking out of the dudes stomach in Total Recall.
vegetalia by Chris Osburn November 29, 2006
When someone is to high on weed that they just want food or can not comprehend anything. It is also a short word for calling someone a Vegetable
Marcus: "You're such a vegetal Ashley"
Ashley: "Where is the fucking food cunt"
Vegetal by Vegetal November 8, 2017

Vegetasan 

1)A person with little understanding of the real world.

2)Common Annoyance.

3)Anally insertable device.

4)See also Meekrob.
That asshole shit on my lawn! What a Vegetasan!
Vegetasan by Carlow Motowski May 21, 2004