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Uzi (Seat) 

the seats in the rear of a vehicle nearest the windows, similar to the front passenger being "shotgun".
Refers to drive by spot
Cayden: "Shotgun!"
Zach and ERic "Damn. Uzi (seat) no battle bryan take hump
Uzi (Seat) by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

Uzi Smack 

To smack someone in close range in call of duty or other military themed fps games. Surprise attack in close range often paired with sarcastic or humorous undertones due to surprise random one hit kill.
"Uzi Smack biaaaaaaaatch. Roflssss"
Uzi Smack by Towely Militia May 18, 2008

Uzi Shits 

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).
Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.
Uzi Shits by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021

lil uzi squirt

It’s like that one guy with the vision head stone thingy but he’s really horny and be squirtin’ like a woman
I love to lil uzi squirt when I hear drake kiss boys #certifiedboylover

uzi gang swag 

The gang named after uzi and the phs 2010 crew
Dang that kid has uzi gang swag HOP off.
uzi gang swag by uzzzi June 10, 2010

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun 

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.
My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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