Person 1: hey do you follow utahimes on tiktok?
Person 2: no, who tf is that
Person 1: perish, for you will never attain true happiness. i will fill your sinuses with boiling urine, you culturally illiterate swine. become the dirt i walk on, spineless filth.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."