A man from the Dominican Republic who wishes to find his way to the place of weedy puff and crack cocaine. Also can be found praising the Dominican Republic and hiding in your chimney.
Has a hostage named Rob who has a larynx infection.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.