An Urban Dick is someone who writes about their own name in Urban Dictionary because they can never get a date and spend the majority of their time on discord harassing underaged people on discord whilst pinching their own nipples fantasizing about League of Legends characters. They often ask why no one loves them in their mother's basement and use Urban Dictionary to feel better about themselves.
Person 1: did you see what (Person 3) Posted on the Urban dictionary about himself? It's Kinda creepy.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such an Urban Dick.
by GooeyGo20 March 14, 2021
by alphonzobushong June 19, 2015
1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.
1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
"I know right, what an urban dick."
2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"
by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020
Guy: Dog, dont you know the president is a member of the illuminati? You need to stay informed homeboy!
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
Guy2: stop being an urban dick.
by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019
Guys who still think it's cool in any way to use misogynistic language to characterize women. It's as cool as slavery, which was\is tragic.
Misogynistic men who post foul language against women: I think London Bridge is funny, snort snort.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
All women: go brush your teeth or something, you sound like an urban dick. sorry you were dropped on your head as a child.
by misogynisttrenddisheartening April 15, 2020
Urban Dicks are partially responsible for the dumbing down of the population.
Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...
Dude: Bro, Bromance is not a real word, you cannot get a quadruple word score.
Bro: Dude, Bromance is totally a word, it's in the Urban Dictionary
Dude: Bro, don't be an Urban Dick.
Bro: Dude, I thought we had a Bromance...
by DanTheUrbanDickMan October 7, 2016
Don't be such an urban dick, you waffle iron.
by Lex the Lawyer December 6, 2020