UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS 

The worst implementation of a SHARE feature.
It can be found under every single definition for the word BUT it only shares the top definition!!
Obviously if there are multiple definitions in a close race for the top spot you may like one of the other definitions but no matter which SHARE THIS link you click it shares the 'winning' definition.

UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS option is the Epic Fail of Social Networking Sharing known to mankind!

UrbanDictionary's SHARE THIS by ß☼☼ߣŎ€Ð November 26, 2010

UrbanDictionary's Editors 

The guys/girls who tolerate and read through every single definition you sit there like a clown and type up no matter how dumb it is. Think it's fun? Try reading a dictionary and deciding which definitions don't belong, same thing.

This is not a REAL conversation between two of UrbanDictionary's Editors but just an imaginary one I made up in my head and both names are just made up on the spot for creative purposes and in no way represent anybody who may have similar names.

Bill - Hey Tom, this kid just submitted the definition for what appears to be an Xbox Live Gamertag and put something along the lines of getting raped and being the worst?

Tom - Don't publish that garbage, I just got one that is an advertisement. Nice try you homeless freak, denied. Go pay for some REAL advertisement!!

Bill - I love being me

Tom - Me too

Both - (laugh)

UrbanDictionary's Editors by McBeefyTown December 4, 2011

urbandictionary.com's definition 

That (awkward) moment when you type something (like a space) after .com and end up mistakenly going to google.com instead of urbandictionary.com

"F*ck, I literally typed the urbandictionary.com correctly!"

Marwan the great : "I thought writing an urbandictionary.com's definition would be pretty funny I think"

urbandictionary.com's definition by Marwan the great February 21, 2021

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. 

When you type a bunch of nonsense such as ',./;'#-=', and then Urban Dictionary crashes, you find this page.
And we're assuming that you decided to copy and paste this.

UD: Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page.

Me: bugger off

Urban Dictionary is busy right now. Please try again later or go to Urban Dictionary's front page. by Milkiekid March 27, 2021

Urbandictionary Syndrome 

An uncontrollable addiction to posting new phrases on urbandictionary.com

Surely he must suffer from Urbandictionary Syndrome, he's posted 6 words last week in 2 days

Urbandictionary Syndrome by Tehmightysheep(again) January 5, 2010

urbandictionary status updater 

N.

(masculine form)

1 - A complete toolbag who updates his status on Facebook to the definition of his name on urbandictionary.com. However, this toolbag only selects a definition that says he is a stud, has a huge penis, and/or is great in bed. This toolbag is prone to skipping over the definitions that reveal he has friction burns on his palms because he cannot get a date.

(feminine form)

1 - A shallow and insecure woman who updates her status on Facebook to the definition of her name on urbandictionary.com. She only selects the ones that say how sexy she is, even though she isn't. She occassionally chooses the ones that say how slutty she is because she thinks it is sooooooo funny. Little does she know she will now never get a real job that doesn't require her to use her mouth in the "service" industry.

CEO: Johnson, bring me the resume of that young lady who interviewed the other day.
Johnson: Sir, we Googled her name and found out she is an urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: We can't hire that slut to be our new VP! Well, at least we'll see her at Scores. How about that resume of that guy who interviewed yesterday?
Johnson: Same problem sir, he's a toolbag urbandictionary status updater.
CEO: Call him back for another interview . . . and when he shows up, let's beat him with a lead pipe.

urbandictionary status updater by HatesFBUpdaters February 4, 2010

Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines 

No one reads them.

Mum: Did you read the Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines?
Son: Hell Naw!

Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines by Kill yourself 20 times over April 29, 2020