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Urbandale Police 

Police department known for their use and sales of confiscated drugs. To be a cop who has a dildo hidden in his ass found during the rectal cavity search while being booked into jail for having $20,000 worth of stolen meth from the police locker with a hooker in his van.
Sgt. Trimble was a cop for the Urbandale Police until he was busted for having stolen meth from the locker and a dildo up his ass and a hooker in his van.
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Urbandale Police 

Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call.
You lied to get the warrant. You're such a Urbandale Police and I use the word lightly.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026