Police Department known for falsifing documents and lying about stops to justify arrest. Also known for repeatedly purjuring themselves in court cases. Department stupid enough to have Sargeant tell officers on cell phones to
lie to justify arrest. Also known to whack off during cell phone sex with girlfriends while working and yelling obcentities at their K-9 dog. Also known to sleep at night while working at the Merle Hay Cemetary, top
floor of Merle Hay Mall parking ramp, back gate at Living
History Farms, behind Perkins, Cobblestone Market, the old police station, hiding their patrol car in their girlfriends garage at her apartment building while sneaking over for a
quickie while on duty, hiding their patrol car in their garage at their home while sneaking home for a nap for 3 hours while on dutyat night, under the carport of the office building at 71st and Monroe
Ct. then stupid enough to talk about it on their cell phones and be videotaped by
anonymous citizens. Also known to be stupid enough to leave chewed-up brick of
dope at UHS after K-9 demonstrated search techniques. Which was then recovered by students and
smoked as intercepted in their cordless phone call.
