Unte

A person who can’t keep himself with one girl, and gets too f**ked up

“he really cheated on elizabeth with jamie while drunk? must be a Unte”

by achoodawg June 1, 2020

unt

this is a less ofensive way of calling some one a cunt

shut up u chav unt,
*Chav runs off*

by devious devil March 24, 2006

unts

The sound one makes when air humping something.

"Unts unts," said James as he made humping motions at the chair.

by asdfghjklCHRISTY May 19, 2008

Unte

someone who has no life, Is broke, and cant get famous.

That kid in the back of the class is such a loser, he must be an unte

by Isaiah riverson May 17, 2020

unt

A way to make a normal mug have a terrible joke for those with a dirty enough mind to see it

Man 1: The mug says "unt" I dont get it.
Man 2: Boi! it says CUNT. You have such an innocent mind.

by sgrimes2000 January 8, 2017

unts

the onomatopeia of a fat person eating
ie Homer simpson

When a fat person eats food "unts, unts, unts!"

by s March 24, 2005

UNT

This is an excuse used to get out of anything work related in North Texas.

1.
(Taking the call in at work from an employee named Mike)

Receptionist: Hello, Thanks for calling Initech, how may I direct your call.

Mike: Hey this is Mike, I won't be coming in today because I'll be out at UNT on an install. Could you put the word out that I'm at UNT?

Receptionist: (rolling her eyes) Yes, I'll tell everyone at work that you're out at UNT for the day. (hangs up).

2. Email from receptionist: Mike just called, he'll be in around noun. Out at UNT, troubleshooting some equipment.

by Luther Slick August 20, 2008