Unschedulable

Unsceduable: when you think that you can control an outcome outside of your control:

God is an Unschedulable Lord.
He blesses me when I stop trying to control the outcome of my prayer.

Because He is an Unschedulable Lord.
He blesses me when you just stop.

by Stephen Furtick October 15, 2021

unscheduleable

Impossible or difficult to maintain a schedule

She is described as being unscheduleable.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

unscheduled maintenance

Something that the company Nexon does when the game Maplestory is down for everyone

Mapler: Hey GM, when will unscheduled maintenance end?
GM: i don't know or care just give me your money!
Mapler: :(

by TheCity_ December 2, 2016

Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.

That rocket just suffered a "Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly"... DUCK

by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011

unscheduled rapid disassembly

Unplanned Explosion.

Just after take off the rocket made an unscheduled rapid disassembly.

by mlhiss April 20, 2023

unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!

"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"

by LillDaryl September 6, 2023

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD)

noun
A sudden, catastrophic "oops moment" in IT or cybersecurity where a system decides to take an unplanned coffee break—often accompanied by frantic troubleshooting, finger-pointing, and the ritual sacrifice of a weekend to the tech gods. Usually attributed to Murphy's Law, an overconfident patch, or a rogue cable someone swore "wasn't important."

Rapid Unscheduled Disablement (RUD) - "Our firewall had a Rapid Unscheduled Disablement last night. On the bright side, it was the most efficient denial-of-service attack we've ever performed on ourselves."

by Cemetri Dutler January 16, 2025