UnicornMom
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.
I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.
by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016
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/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given
/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun
A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.
See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given
by Mommyof3beauties June 18, 2016
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by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020
Get the Unicorn mom mug.A "unicorn moment" is when somebody gets off the subject of a conversation, or when one gets "side tracked" from a task without realizing it.
EG1: person "A & B" conversation.
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."
B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"
EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.
EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.
EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
A:"We went to this show and it was cool, the bands were great."
B:"Who was playing?"
A:"Some local bands"
B:"When is the package supposed to arrive in the mail?"
A:"that was a total unicorn moment"
EG2: Person "A" intended on mowing the yard. "A" starts mowing the yard then stops to water the flower garden and completely forgets to finish mowing the yard.
EG3: Person "A" goes online to check bank account and logs into a social network site and forgets to check bank account.
EG4: "I don't have ADD, hey look a unicorn!"
by Mythicx June 30, 2011
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Mack: I finished the 5-pound sandwich challenge at Cecil’s Diner.
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.
“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”
Quinn: Total Unicorn Moment. Proud of you.
“I passed all my exams and just mastered winged eyeliner! #UnicornMoment”
by unicorn4eva June 18, 2016
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2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
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2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!
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