A can of Natty light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time.
Just picked up a case of Unicorn Blood for tonight.
Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
Toss me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically Unicorn Blood.
by Finch345 December 29, 2011
by MrLac August 05, 2011
Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.
by SamiQoo January 10, 2014
any substance that will bring you back to life even if you are an inch from death. ( the term death in this context is liberally used in reference to a hangover or other state of sickness or depravity). could be any thing from Loratabs and cocaine to Robitussin and liquor.
John: hey Bill your looking rough, and we have a long day, are you OK?
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
Bill: no man, rough night, i feel like dying
John: don't worry take a couple of these TABS and youll be good to go, its that unicorn blood i swear.
Bill: (gulp) man i feel great... where the broads at i need some shots... that unicorn blood has me on another level
by pornstar850 February 04, 2010
by Hagrid@Hogwarts.edu September 19, 2010
by Dr. Chovorkiean? October 29, 2009