Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.
After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.
Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.
Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.
by Felini Digital January 30, 2021
Joe: You got divorced? What happened?
Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
Bill: Unconscious coupling. I got drunk at the office Christmas party and hooked up with Alexa from HR.
by RobinGoodfellow1 April 1, 2014
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
by Frothy Walrus March 11, 2010
Iam "See, I figure that's the solution. You just have to get the right ideas into the Collective Unconscious and people will act it out on their own. The problem will correct itself over time. Ideally..."
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
Hym "And we got in there didn't we? Say what you want about my C- writing assignment, it's in that motherfucking cranium innit? That's something to think about the next time anyone makes "a conscious decision" to quote us or reference us. Where am I when you're doing it? That's right kiddos! In ya dome! Swimming around in them shit-brains! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Iam "I guess the next question is 'if that's the case, what are the right ideas?'. Hmmm.... I don't know. I'm sure I've already written some of them down... And now that we know it worked I guess we just sit and wait to see what it did... Hmmm..."
Hym "Uuuggghhh!!! This shit is taking forever!"
by Hym Iam April 19, 2022
That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.
by duckbutt23 September 5, 2021
That moment when you go unconscious but you're still moving, talking, etc. and suddenly, you say something ridiculous. When you've exited the unconscious state, and you wonder what you just said, but you can't seem to recall the memory. Yet still, you have a vague idea of what you said.
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom?
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!
Guy 1: Hell no!
Few minutes later...
Girl 1: Will you take me out to prom.. now?
Guy 1: Uh... what you said? Um, sure sure... Just lemme finish this magic trick.
Guy 2: Dude, she was the same girl you just rejected a few minutes ago!
Guy 1: What? I never said I was going to prom with anyone!
Guy 2: You just did some unconscious blabbering man...
Guy 1: AW SNAP!
by MrTechGuy7715 April 18, 2013
Another name for date rape, reserved for the upper class and celebrities because they don't get date raped like the rest of us.
The starlet was slipped a roofie and had an unconscious coupling with the man who slipped it in her drink.
by I to the P March 27, 2014