Uncle is anything and everything...It can be a good thing or a bad thing...It can be a person, a feeling, an object, or even a thing...
I'm so uncle...I was at the uncle the whole day with uncle...We had such an uncle time..

translation: I'm so tired...I was at the concer the whole day with Anderson...We had such a great time...
by violet May 23, 2004
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Slang coming into common use to describe web locations where one might be able to find torrents. This is based on the fact that most people have an uncle who works in a place which gets corporate keys for their software and hooks you up with free goodies from time to time.

Thus, if you need some software, you ask your "uncle" and see if he's got it. The phrase is usually utilized on forums where to openly talk about torrents is banned.
Joe1982: Hey mate, I need some video editing software to sort out this short film I'm working on, can you hook me up?

FrankSin: I can't, but ask your uncle and see what he can do for you.
by The Internet Police May 31, 2007
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uncle is a song by the new band NRD. It goes like this:
'I'm just an uncle,
I'm not a grandpa
They wanna smell me
cuz im an uncle
uncle...(X5)
You say you want me there
for infinity
but every time i come you look at my facility
facility...(X5)
Hey, uncle, you're so fine,
you use your foot to kick my hind hey, uncle, hey uncle
hey, did you get that new NRD album with 'Uncle' on it?
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Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.
We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.
by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018
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to take a shite
hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.
by Dan the Man From Manchester February 17, 2018
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Your proper rice cooker, better than Gordon Ramsay
-You've seen the video with Uncle Roger cooking rice?

-Hell yeah man that guy is way better than Ramsay
by HNGHNGHNG August 1, 2020
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A father who takes being the 'fun dad' so far that the role he plays in his children's life is more like an uncle. Do the kids need a trip to the dentist? Do they have homework? What are they having for dinner? He hasn't a clue - but he will occasionally take them out to a ball game. Often a non-custodial parent.
Oh hey, Uncle Dad sent me a birthday email and a $20 gift card to Baskin Robbins. I'm lactose intolerant and it's actually my sister's birthday, but... it's the thought that counts, I guess.
by Mai Ainsel March 7, 2019
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