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UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN 

If someone mutes u on discord tell them "unmute if u like women" if they unmute you they like having sex with women, if they don't they are gay.
Yooo homie UNMUTE IF U LIKE WOMEN

Mar unmute me pls 

When Marcelo/Marcus/Jerome mutes you and he doesnt want to unmute you.
Mar: mutes
Me: Mar unmute me pls

the uncute 

A term for when you feel like you look unacceptably terrible, as in monstrous.
I do realize that as I begin to emerge from this vile hangover that I am not Sleeping Beauty, I am the uncute!
the uncute by Dr Bunnygirl June 23, 2020

Unmuteophobia

A fear that you might be on mute or unmute on your computer during a work audio or video conference, and unintentionally be heard when you are indulging in an unrelated activity, or not heard when you are trying to speak and everyone seems to be ignoring you, and might cause the act of repeatedly checking the mute button.
All the office zoom calls this year has worsened my Unmuteophobia.
Unmuteophobia by NC314156 December 4, 2020

unmutual 

A word coined on the TV show "The Prisoner." Main character Number Six was once declared "unmutual and disharmonious" for not obeying the rules and for not honoring his obligations as a "citizen" of The Village, his prison. In other words, an "unmutual" was a bad member of the Village society because he was a disruptive influence, refusing to join in or play by the rules.

To be classed as an unmutual meant a citizen would be shunned by other citizens until he conformed or became "mutual." If that didn't work, other citizens would eventually take it upon themselves to correct the unmutual's behavior with increasing levels of violence.

Can be used as a noun, adjective, or insult.
NOUN: "He is an unmutual!"

"Fox News considers any reporter on their staff engaging in honest journalism to be an unmutual."

ADJECTIVE: "Talk show host Bill O' Reilly routinely engages in unmutual behavior when shouting down people with opposing viewpoints."

INSULT: "Unmutual! UNMUTUAL!"
unmutual by mooncity August 10, 2009
A: Did you see that girl Olivia the other day?
B: Yeah dude she's totally uncute.
uncute by byaaaaaa October 5, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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