Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

Uber to Wheaton by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019

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