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Über Cougar

Just like any other cougar, except this one is exceptionally old. An Über Cougar is typically in their mid 70s or older.

(See also: necrophilia)
David: "Yo did you hear I fucked Bradley's grandma?"

Steve: "Gross dude."

David: "Nah bro she's an Über Cougar!"
Über Cougar by Admiral Tassles September 12, 2018
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uber couger 

Take a MILF and add 30 years
Dude, Cody's mom use to be a couger, now she's an uber couger.
uber couger by joe bagO'donuts August 19, 2010

Ubercougar

A twice divorced woman on the hunt for a younger man, derivitive of cougar.
My friend Joe picked up an ubercougar at the bar last night. Apparently she was pretty active in bed because he has scratches all over his back.