USC Football 

A team whose history is full of pretty boys (Carson Palmer), heroin addicts (Todd Marinovich), steroid abusers (pretty much all of them), and murderers (OJ). Occasionally they crank out a good player, but these can be hard to find among all the failures (see Bush, Reggie; Leinart, Matt; Williams, Mike). They think they have won a bunch of national titles, but don't realize that Div 1-A football doesn't actually have a champion. Thus, their trophies are roughly as valuable as awards for tiddlywinks competitions.

Is there a single decent human being on the USC Football Team? I guess not.

USC Football by Chaka Khan, III February 28, 2009

USC football 

The closest thing to a pro football team Los Angeles has.

Lame. LA doesnt have a pro team. WTF!!


Meh. USC football is pretty good. They could probably beat the Raiders.

USC football by Mikline June 19, 2008

usc football 

One of the best college football teams. Hadn't lost in years until the Rose Bowl against the Texas Longhorns. Still one of the best college football teams in the nation.

-Change the channel!! Why watch this trash when you can watch USC football!!?

usc football by HipHoPNicoLE August 7, 2007

USC Football 

1) A really good football team that's not as good as they used to be.
2) University of Careless Little Assholes' rival.

The last time the USC football team won a national championship was in 2004. Unfortunatley, they lost to the Texas Longcocks in 2005.

USC Football by Liberal Girl May 25, 2009