urinating

The process of releasing bodily waste in the form of liquids.

"Billy, your dinner is ready"
"Hold on a second darling I'm just urinating"

by b1lly April 14, 2015

urinating on yourself

Intentionally urinating on yourself for self pleasure.

Laying in the tub intentionally urinating on yourself because you like the feeling.

by charmjr123 December 18, 2011

urinating on the flowerbeds

slang for wasting your time in a pointless endeavour

‘luke has been really slacking in dnd lately- he keeps urinating on the flowerbeds’

by beaseltheweasel December 23, 2021

UrinatingTree

A fucking hilarious YouTuber who talks about the failures of several sports franchises and even some sports organizations. Usually referring to them as "lolcows" he usually lampoons teams for their numerous fuck ups. Another popular series of his is his hater's guide series. He is a must watch for anyone who likes sports. Also is obsessed with SeatGeek

"Did you see UrinatingTree's video on the Red Wings?
"Yeah man he ripped them to shreds!"
"I know. He's brilliant

by Adam buckley May 7, 2018

UrinatingTree

A Yinzer who makes YouTube content involving hockey, football, and sometimes basketball franchises. Most famous for his "Lolcow", "Days of Our Steelers" and "This Week In Sportsball" videos.

The fucking Penguins, man. If there's anyone to say those words, it has to be the dumpster fire observing UrinatingTree ready to eat a bag of shit.

by YinzerTree88 January 1, 2019

Echo-urination

The act of peeing with a thunderous noise, often with the bathroom door open, in order to communicate with someone.

"Yo Mike, whats he doing with the door open?"
"He's using echo-urination"

"How'd you know about the split-up?"
"Rashad told me by echo-urination"

by Tyroniqua April 28, 2013

urincing

A portmanteau of the words, "urine" and, "silencing".

The act of, when passing micturition (urine), pissing onto the inside of the toilet bowl above the waterline or against the back wall of a wall urinal so that the, "urine splashing into water" sounds are totally absent.

{Husoos}: Hey Horhay, where's Edgar? He went into that restroom a few minutes ago, but I don't hear any pissing sounds.
{Horhay}: Edgar is urincing -- that way nobody will hear him peeing.

by Telephony August 20, 2013