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Ur sister is a mister 

The insult searched for in the depths of Volcanos, anytime this is used an alien race is wiped from existence
1: ur mom gay
2: ur dad lesbian
1: ur granny tranny
2:ur grandpap a trap
1: ur sister is a mister
*zarblorgs fuckin die*

Ur sister is a mister 

An insult meaning that your sister is actually a transgender man. This insult is so rare it has only been said by 4 people and was buried in the Egyptian pyramids to never see the light of day.
Guy: ur mum gay
You take out a golden box
Guy: Holy fuck hold on man I was just joking please don’t do this
You: Ur sister is a MISTER
World explodes

Ur sister is a mister 

An insult worse than than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. This is the worst insult imaginable and there is absolutely no recovery from it.
Grant: ur mum gay
Mark: ur dad lesbian
Grant: ur granny tranny
Mark: oh yeah, well ur sister is a mister
Grant: *all veins inside body explode, has a seizure that causes him to pull out a gun from his jacket, and blow his own brains out.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026