A term used to describe something that is so abstract, intangible, or hypothetical that it exists only in theory or imagination and cannot be proven to exist in reality. It's a blend of "unexist" (not existing) and "ability" (the quality or state of being capable).
Person 1: "Do you think there's life on other planets?"
Person 2: "It's an intriguing question, but until we have concrete evidence, it remains in the realm of unexistability, existing only in our imaginations and scientific theories."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!