The United federation of Planets from the cooler than Star Wars Star Trek series'.
(Unlike dumbfucks I use grammer. See that Apostrophe;)
Theyr planning to attack the UFP!!!
by Anonymous October 08, 2003
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"Uncontrollable Farty Pants Syndrome"

A common malady among the male of the species. Often accompanied by an ass-scratch, balls-tug (and sniff), and other morning male rituals.
That's the third dutch oven you've given me! I think you have UFPS!
by PooPoo4U August 21, 2006
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An acronym for various organizations.
Such as
United Fat People
Underprivileged French Persons
by Sarah Jane October 30, 2003
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