BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old
Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little
Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't
beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was
fucking strange. He looked
like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to
beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever
beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-
Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson
2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr.
Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't
stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What
the fuck is a memory card?"
