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Tyson Goldsack 

An unusual type of felacio, whereby the female licks glitter and proceeds to suck the male's testicles. The male then turkey slaps the female across the face, making her look as if she's been hit by Mike Tyson. Popular with Collingwood Supporters.
Jim: What did you do to Sharon? She's got a black eye!
Brad: We spiced things up with a Tyson goldsack.
Jim: Grouse.
Tyson Goldsack by Alf Stewart November 6, 2012
1. noun : Second Fastest Man Ever.

2. adj :

when you try so hard engaging in months of preparing, gruelling training - sweating it out , hoping and raring to go out there and give it your best to win and restore glory - only to do all that and just fumble a distant, distant second - being beaten by a better person by a mile, you've had a tyson gay.
Tyson Gay's 9.71 (s) at the 100m Final at Berlin 2009 was obliterated my Usain Bolts' groundbreaking 9.58 (s).

Tyson Gay ran 9.71 , on any other race, he would have obliterated the field, but against Usain Bolt, you come out second , not my an inch, but by several metres, still. Usain Bolt beat Tyson Gay in the 100m Final at the Berlin World Championships, August 2009, bettering his 2008 Beijing Olympics 100m record of 9.69 by 0.11 seconds, registering a brilliant 9.58 seconds to blow them all away, Tyson Gay included, who, with the third fastest time ever recorded (after Bolt's 9.58 and 9.69) came a distant, distant second.
You could tell he ran the race of his life and gave his life, but just wasn't to be, because when you are facing against the man they call Bolt - you just weren't born to be good enough.
tyson gay by sundarasundara August 25, 2009

Tyson Glands 

Small white wrinkles that are located on the penis head since birth.They are named in honor of the greatest boxer Mike Tyson after he was examined by his personal doctor when he was punched in the groin area and had pain in the genitals and he had those glands too.
Oh darling don't worry it is just Tyson Glands we can have safe sex
Tyson Glands by M1LF Bang€R March 17, 2022

Tyson Garnham 

Tyson is a fat piece of shit that likes to fuck his nintendo. He is a openly gay wanker that dated emma for 1 year and still is. He constantly makes love to his sister and emma at the same time. Tyson loves the thrill of emma spunking in his asshole.
Tyson Garnham is a gay
Tyson Garnham by Max Fitz November 19, 2019
1. To nibble on another's ear flirtatiously.
2. To bite another's ear or part of their ear off.
1. Jane seems to like it when John goes Tyson on her.
2. Did you see that fight yesterday? John totally went Tyson on that guy!
Go Tyson by El mano dialbo August 18, 2003

TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT 

TYSON HUNTER IS A GOAT A ROCKET LEAGUE
TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT at RL.
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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