Typical Carreras Bullshit 

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.

Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?

Typical Carreras Bullshit by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016