Type 3 Diabetes

The diabetes you have when you don't have diabetes, but have such a sweet tooth always eating and drinking sweet stuff you should have diabetes, even though the blood tests say you don't.

Kim: That's your fourth can of soda.... that can't be good for you!

Adrian: Yeah, just feedin' my Type 3 Diabetes.

Type 3 Diabetes by hsan666 August 19, 2017

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the kind of diabetes you get when someone talks constantly about how in love he or she is, because it's too sweet for your pancreas to handle, like way too much sugar all the time.

friend 1: if you're wondering what that smile on my face is all about its because I have had the best month ever. lovin me some friend 2. sorry for causing you all to get type 3 diabetes.

or

friend 1: ummm can it be about 4 pm tomorrow so I can be back in friend 2's arms?!?! i'll help pay for your insulin since it's my fault you have type 3 diabetes now.

or

friend 3: is SO happy my baby came home last night!! Time to shop for a Christmas tree, decorate it and have a lazy Sunday with her :) Life couldn't get any better :). you definitely have type 3 diabetes by now, everyone!

type 3 diabetes by agpdeity November 30, 2009

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Type 3 Diabetes

A synonym for racism. As a noun Type 3 Diabetist meaning racist.

This originates from when announcer Matt Rowan called a group of Highschool players the N word and then later blamed it on diabetes.

After that statement I think you may have type 3 diabetes.

I'm really sorry about that my grandfather has Type 3 diabetes.

Type 3 Diabetes by -type 3 March 15, 2021

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type 3 diabetes

when you have type 1 diabetes (caused by your pancreas deciding to die out on a random shitty day of your childhood) , mixed with a fucking huge love for food, implying type 2 diabetes

random hoebag who thinks they’re funny: “yo diabetes! don’t eat that! you’ll get type 3 diabetes” courtney (diabetic) : “...”

type 3 diabetes by hashtagdiabetes May 31, 2018