Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

Two A Day by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

Two-a-day

When you have sex with two different people in the same 24 hour period, preferably one in the morning and one at night. Threesomes don't count.

I had the best two-a-day yesterday; I did Jenn at 2:00pm and Brittany at 2:00am.

Two-a-day by tylerton99 May 21, 2010

two-a-day

a broken clock

What time is it? That two-a-day on the wall is useless.

two-a-day by inwoodslim February 22, 2022

two-day-a-year-jew 

A Jew, usually reformed but he or she can also be conservative if they go to a large enough temple, who only goes to temple for the two days of Rosh Hannah, though occasionally they may show up for Yom Kippur (although the fasting impairs socializing). They usually spend the most of their time socializing outside with their friends.

"I didn't even know Michael went to this temple!"
"Oh you didn't know? He's been a two-day-a-year-jew since his Bar Mitzvah."

two-day-a-year-jew by ShawnCP September 19, 2009

Hug a Furry Day Part Two 

Hug a Furry day Part Two is held on the 30th of November in which, if you took part in Beat a Furry day the day before, you must Hug all Furries you meet and you CAN NOT fight back.

Tredletsky hugged 34 Furries today. It was Hug a Furry day Part Two.

Hug a Furry Day Part Two by tredletsky November 30, 2022

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.

A cynical proverb describing the mechanics of exploitation: the world is full of people willing to cheat (crooks) and people ready to be cheated (fools). When they encounter each other, a transaction happens—a scam, a bad bargain, a manipulation—where the crook wins and the fool loses. The saying suggests that such encounters are inevitable, not exceptional, and that vigilance is required to avoid being the fool. It is often invoked to warn against trusting too easily, especially in business, politics, or online interactions.

"Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal." Example: “He thought the crypto investment opportunity was real. His friend quoted the old saying: every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal.”

Every day a crook and a fool leave home. When the two meet, someone makes a deal. by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 25, 2026

Two-a-days 

Two-A-Days, or sometimes known as Hell Week, is a term in football to describe when a football team has practice twice a day: in the morning, and in the afternoon or evening. Two-A-Days are usually done the beginning of fall, such as the end of July or mid-August, but are sometimes done on a daily basis for some teams.

Two-a-days,,,,practice from 230pm until 8pm

Two-a-days by 5 J's August 21, 2007