Where you go to either smoke weed or fuck your sister, Twin Valley is home to every redneck in America in the middle of fucking nowhere.
by StonerCityMember554 October 23, 2019
A term for when students of Twin Valley High School students attempt to make a circle. This circle never turns out right, and like most students who attend the school, it is a major failure.
by Sjsvdnwha September 13, 2018
a school filled with a bunch of thots and bitches that show there camel toe 24/7 . filled with a bunch of hicks that date there cousins . population : probably 1,000 because it's a small ass town and girls who take it up the ass for fun . everything happens at smith park....
Me: I want to just have a one night stand but I don't know where to find a girl that shows off like that.
Friend : Just go to Twin Valley South and you'll find all kinds there.
Friend : Just go to Twin Valley South and you'll find all kinds there.
by Rachael Dale January 27, 2017
A school in bumblefuck Pennsylvania, where if you're not a redneck, then you're probably a wangster. The students spend their time ballin it up at the Mo-town courts or chillin at the Walmart down the street.
by sallygoose'11 May 12, 2011
Located in fucking no where. The only thing you’ll find here is in-breeds and mango juul pods. Everyone is retarded, and a forever virgin.
Why the fuck did they put urinals in the fucking juul room???? God damn u Twin Valley Middle School!!!
by TVs did= April 18, 2019
Twin valley middle school is a horrible place to be. Everybody makes you feel like trash. Half of the people there are idiots and have no clue what anything means. The other half make stupid, inappropriate, jokes. None of the guys are even close to good looking. None of the girls have a chest. All of the soccer players eventually date each other. They send nudes and then brake up. All of the guys fight and the girls start drama. Rumors spread. Secrets get out. Twin valley middle is literally hell on earth.
twin valley middle school is horrible.
by Get off me. March 07, 2019
In a quiet place where one half is amish, other half queer (no in-between), Twin Valley Middle School was created when Tom Wolf took a fat shit and gave it $500,000 for funding. A bunch of half witted half titted girls, and a bunch of Russian Freak Show rejects, you're better off taking your kids to one of Bill Cosby's lectures on respect instead of to TVMS.
by LukE12345657890 December 14, 2021