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twin dragons 

bill:omg did you see them two chinese girls?

bob:yep, i liked thoses twin dragons
twin dragons by gabbyXlove October 24, 2006
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Twin Dragons 

Shit in your sex partner’s mouth, tape it and whack the back of her head till it blows out of her nose
Guy: shits and tapes mouth
Girl: muffled cries

Guy: whacks head repeatedly

Girl: twin dragons? We’re done.

Raging Twin Dragons 

A term for when a male urinates and the stream splits in two, typically spraying the unwanted fluids everywhere (back and sides of the toilet, the floor, pants, etc.)
"I was afraid to go back to my company's table after taking a piss at the Olive Garden because my Raging Twin Dragons got all over my pants."
Raging Twin Dragons by Phraust March 6, 2013

Twin Dragon 

When a dude has two penises with distinct shafts and heads.
Forget two in the pink one in the stink, he has a twin dragon!

Twin-headed dragon

that awkward moment when your pee is split into two and you miss the spot making a lot of mess around the desired target
I tried to kill a fly with my pee, but the twin-headed dragon saved it.
Twin-headed dragon by yоshi March 6, 2014

twin headed dragon  

doing twin headed dragon style hand monuvers stiking 2 of ur fingers in her pussy doing crazy twist and turns
ur momloves the twin headed dragon i gave her
twin headed dragon by yoggy4 April 18, 2009

Twin-headed dragon

Also known as the hydra or the double-headed dragon, this involves pooping your guts out and puking your guts out simultaneously. I.e., the fire coming out of two sides at once 😥
Bro: Dude I just got food poisoning and last night I experienced a twin-headed dragon
Bro 2: I hope you had a garbage can... Or a good shower and a change of clothes....
Twin-headed dragon by Jawn stawkton September 13, 2020
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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