Twig

An e-cig or electronic cigarette.

A twig only makes water vapor

by WillBrit May 13, 2012

twig

a way to insult someone who is being dumb, that most people won't find offensive (or possibly even understand) unless they think you're talking about them being too thin, so watch out for that.

Bryan: When Trump is put into office I'm gonna move to Hawaii.
Cole: Why?
Bryan: So I don't have to follow his rules.
Cole: Oml, shut up you twig.

by Dan and Phill Trash January 11, 2017

Twigs

Being someone with a receding hairline.

Sweet new haircut, look like a twigs.

by LLamakiller November 2, 2010

twig

A derogatory term used by fat people to describe normal-sized people (i.e. anyone not morbidly obese).

No man finds you attractive cuz you're a size 8 twig!

by Lisa T. June 12, 2011

twig

To comprehend, understand, get hip to, grok.

The news media are finally twigging to the fact that...

by Mark Dixon July 28, 2003

twig

small measly and/or worthless

me:you'r such a twig

by thehiddensociety February 19, 2012

Twig Twig

A real damn skinny bitch.

"OMG, have you seen that bitch Stacey?! Shes such a twig twig."

by basictwigtwigcat August 22, 2014