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Applies as a nickname to a male with a penis that bends to one side, or is not straight when erect. This term is especially useful for any of your friends with the name "Ben," where "tweiner" follows as their make-believe last name. It yields a hilarious nickname that sounds just like "bent weiner."
I heard through the grapevine that you've got a tweiner!
or
Friend: Sup' Tweiner?
Ben: Shut up, ass-hole.
or
Friend: Sup' Tweiner?
Ben: Shut up, ass-hole.
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Tweiner
One who sends pictures of his/her own genitalia to others via social media, most commonly over Twitter.
That tweiner sent pics of his junk that would make a fantastic ad for those little sausages people put out as holiday party treats
Twegner
A very important region of the male reproductive organ that has no function but to elongate and hang the sack.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
The average ballsack has 3 major parts: the two testicles, enclosed together in the bottom of the scrotum, and a stretch of the sack that connects the lower scrotum to the base of the shaft. It is only present in warm conditions, as in colder temperatures it become invisible, not hiding but ceasing to exist completely until the climate returns to comfortable.
This stretch, called the twegner, is usually ignored as simply a part of the general scrotum. However, this misconception is harmful to the reputation of the twegner. The twegner deserves our gratitude--it allows semen to survive in warm conditions. It does so much unthanked work every day, and most of you never even thought about it once. If you have one, recognize and thank your twegner at every opportunity for having your back without you ever knowing. If you don't, please take the time to ask someone to thank theirs for you.
1) "If I take good care of my twegner, it will take good care of me."
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
2) "Man--it's so cold in here that I think my twegner is gone"
Twegner by The Anatomical Educator December 11, 2013
Twinerview
BFochs 5 minutes until a Twinerview with Jay-Z
BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?
realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'
BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r
realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.
BFochs@ realhov: What's goin' on Jay-Z, thx 4 the interview bro, what's good?
realhov@ BFochs: No problem, B, not much, just doing me ya dig, how you doin'
BFochs@ realhov: Not too bad I must say, let's start w/ an intro tell these peeps who u r
realhov@ BFochs: My name is Shawn Carter, I'm from Brooklyn, I'm a music mogul for a living, and a hip hop icon.
Twinerview by BFochs April 28, 2009