twank

A term used to describe a completely wrong answer to a extremely simple qustion... Often used by Mrs. Nelda Newell

by fo shizzle May 6, 2003

'twank

wanking over online porn, interne-t-wank = 'twank

''I was having a 'twank last night, watching the Abi Titmuss video when my missus walked in''

by Harry Gooper September 9, 2007

by Nympress69 September 19, 2013

A rapest who runs through a parking lot screaming... naked... with tampons in his/her ears

noun. verb. ajective

-DUDE, what a twank
-yea a total twankistador
-way to twank it up, twank.

by reelwords09 August 23, 2009

you and your Friends and you walk past a girl and your Friends say gyatt she gotta twank

by sqcqecqe May 18, 2023

by dylan penis May 17, 2021

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp

that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch

by probsurmom March 13, 2019