Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.

John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.

by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009

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Turtle Tank Stank

the terrible smell emitting from a unwashed woman's vagina, called such for its similarity to a stinky tank full of turtles.

Myra was looking good today, but man did you smell that turtle tank stank?

by cz2100 November 11, 2014

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Warm Turtle-Tank

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

by stonedcuddles March 20, 2017

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Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

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Turtlehank

Hard headed and sometimes mean, you want turtlehank on your team. He has a talent for getting banned from chats and setting things in fire, but is even better at trolling.

Death player: I thought I was safe until hank showed up, then I was turtlehanked.

Negan: oh man that sucks, I’ll put in a 3 day bubble.

by Wilmington Woman May 7, 2019

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