on the turps

innebrieated, drunk, drinking. from "on the turpentine"

"me and the lads were on the turps, long story short, i shat in joeys tuba"

by xxoo May 15, 2003

turps

any alchohol, beer, wine and spirits

i got on the turps last night

by redcordial November 06, 2002

turped

that sensation when you are past being buzzed but not quite drunk yet.

That girl was turped, therefore she should not drive home.

by lildebi March 24, 2009

turp

to hit one under the armpit until they scream. ouch

you got turped ... ass

by J UNIT May 14, 2003

turps

Turps are the tattered bits at the bottom of trousers (especially long/baggy trousers) caused by being walked on. Turps tend to appear more on the trousers of Alteratives/Metallers due to common styles...

"I just tripped on my turps" or "someone kept standing on my turps all through the gig"

by Daxx Magpie March 06, 2008

Turp

Dusty nappy ass hair usually has small penis popular gets most girls athletic and a bum

Yo that nigga turp ugly

by Johnnyboiiiii March 15, 2017

Turp

Turp is a portmanteu of toot and burp. Defined as a 'tiny burp'

She had a soda an hour ago and is still turping

by winniethepoodle October 17, 2020