an asian nation that everyone seemed to trample on throughout history: alexander the great, genghas kahn, the turks, the soviets. the nation finally became independent after soviet collapse, but things got no better. instead, a former communist big shot, a mr. nayazov, took power and created a crazy cult of personality. he recently died, so things are pretty unstable.
in turkmenistan, nayazov's cult of personality forced his picture to be on everything from cereal boxes to watches.
by Ben E. Hama February 2, 2007
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The best country to be at in 2020. The word coronavirus is banned in that good old country, but in other countries it’s a must!
I wish I could book a flight to Turkmenistan!”
by LikeXD31 May 17, 2020
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cleanest prostitutes in the region.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.

We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes
cleanest in the region.
Except of course Turkmenistan’s.
by bombenleger October 20, 2022
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Former Republic of the Soviet Union and is still ran like a communist state with little room for dissent or opposition, and the same party getting elected over and over with 99.999% of votes. It borders Iran, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, and Afghanistan. The president has a Stalin style cult of personality around him and his picture is everywhere.
Saying something bad about the president in Turkmenistan can lead to you disappearing to never be seen again.
by IceChill789 August 9, 2021
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Nobody has ever heard of this place
Bob: Yeah my parents came from turkmenistan

John: wow what planet is that
Bob: I don't know cuz I can't find it on a map ):
by Sloppy boo August 28, 2018
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That part of an Accounting department that war has been declared upon.
I ventured over to Turkmenistan for diplomatic reasons to check the status on an invoice.
by JSJ918 September 19, 2019
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A country located in Central Asia, bordered by Kazakhstan to the northwest, Uzbekistan to the north, east and northeast, Afghanistan to the southeast, Iran to the south and southwest and the Caspian Sea to the west. Ashgabat is the country's capital and also its largest city. The population is about 6 million, the lowest of the Central Asian republics, and Turkmenistan is one of the most sparsely populated nations in Asia. It's also one of the least explored countries in the world. It declared its independence on the 27th of October, 1991, after the dissolution of the Soviet Union.
"Turkmenistan recently delayed the start of China's exports of natural gas to date."
by CToad7 ALT March 15, 2023
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