Turkish Kebab

When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.

Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!

by bungusbeefcake July 3, 2011

Turkish kebab

Turkish kebab is when you put the nozzle of a garlic mayo bottle up someone’s or somethings asshole with a Turkish heritage. You then proceed to get all the garlic mayo out (my style; meaning how ever you want to) until it’s all gone making the person I object ejaculate or orgasm.

You see her right there, I’m gonna give her the good old Turkish kebab

by UniQuetekkerzs July 26, 2019