turkey club 

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle

john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day

turkey club by lee November 16, 2004

turkey club 

During an anal slam, the male gathers his junk and inserts the shaft and balls into the butt all at the same time

Girl #1: Jamal gave me a turkey club last night. It was phenominal
Girl #2: dam i want one

turkey club by guy May 15, 2007

turkey club 

a high ranking official in cif designed to prevent chubbiness

"yo turkey club lets go bust a slim fast on that mo fo"

turkey club by turkey club October 31, 2004

Turkey Club Sandwich 

The conspicuous sexual act in which a man, a woman, and some sort of animal form a sandwich. The most bourgeois animal this is done with is a porcupine. The woman is on the bottom, followed by a terrified porcupine, and assuredly followed by the man.

Dude me and my girlfriend saw a porcupine run down the street yesterday so we caught it and made a turkey club sandwich

Turkey Club Sandwich by Aunt jemima is money 696969 November 25, 2009