Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.

by that guy>.> October 8, 2012

Wild Turkey Surprise

When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.

Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.

Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?

Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!

by SuperIvan98 July 3, 2011

turkey surprise

Whene eating a girl out, put oyur face in her crouch shaking face quickly making a turkey sound

last night, i gave my girl a turkey surprise

by skinrm250 May 13, 2005

wild turkey surprise

After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.

Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.

by dumb ethel April 20, 2011

turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.

When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

by TearDrop February 8, 2004

Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023